Peppermint Teacake, a.k.a. The Black Gimlet

REAL NAME:
Melissa Trier Hochschild

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s and father’s middle names)
Elizabeth George

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Lester Moritz (could it be more perfect?)

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Hoc Me

DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Kitten (This should actually be my porn name)

SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Trier Fox Chapel

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Gimlet – yeah, baby!

FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
MeHo (very fly, actually)

STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Peppermint Teacake (not so much street cred)

ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Flash Albany ROCKS

PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on- OR- state you grew up in)
Cracker Field Club ( And this should be my detective name)

GANGSTA  NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Melizzle

GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Bob (probably better than Black Muffin)

STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Gio Fudge (pronounced “Jo”). Hot.

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